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Mema: They gave him a salve to put in his nose. They told us how to do it, but then the label said don’t put it near your face.

Papa: What’s it for?

Mema: They noticed a slight infection up there.

Papa: I thought I felt too boogers fightin up there.

OH PAPA

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Papa: These grapes are… (trying again) These sours are… (trying one more time) These grapes grew sour…

Me: Papa, your joke took too long

Papa: Bitterweed! That’s what I’m trying to say!

Group: Rolling on the floor laughing

Poor Papa just couldn’t get his mouth to work right for him

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Melanie: (to irritate her sister) Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Nick Nickelodeon…(over and over again)

Me: I’m going to start throwing things at you

Group: lots of talking

Papa: (trying to get Nick’s attention) Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Nick

Group: burst out laughing

Me: don’t make me throw stuff at you too

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Beef

We are getting very low on inventory. If you think you may be in need soon, please get your order in. It will likely be at least another month before we have more. Check our inventory. You can place an order here on the website, call/text, or email. Please contact Kristi.

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Saturated Fats

We all know the rules about fat, right? Or maybe not...

How many of us just know "fat is bad" or "fat makes you fat"? I know I was taught this from elementary until I got out of college.

Who is now hearing "carbs are bad"?

And, who is tired of hearing all of it and you just want to eat what you want, when you want???? ME ME ME ME!!!

Since we can't all eat whatever we want without probably being very unhealthy and overweight, we do what we can to keep up with the latest information. John found a new article about fat that I found rather interesting. I've copied and sourced it in our newsletter, but here's a link to both. http://www.oklahomafarmreport.com/wire/news/2020/02/00098_FatsNoLongerjustified02282020_075753.php#.Xot4r4hKjIX

Newsletter: Industry News

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He said, She said Cont...

I have no idea how the conversation started, but here's how it ended...

Me: Lot's of people that have had food poisoning are never able to eat that food again. I have a friend that can't eat chicken on the bone because she had food poisoning one too many times from it

Daddy: That's just ridiculous. You have to know that not every instance of that food is going to make you sick.

Me: Of course, and it's totally a mental thing, but your brain tells you you will be sick if you eat it

Papa: Some people just never budge once they get their mind made up

The Room: Rolling on the floor laughing because he is the worst about being set in his ways

Probably one of those "you had to be there" things, but we were in tears laughing. We love Papa.

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March fools?

It may be April fools today, but yesterday the cows were playing pranks on us.

First we tried to move yearlings across the street, to the barn to weigh them…they had other ideas

Then we tried to tag and vaccinate the 5 new babies. Papa got pooped on, and the feisty littlest one gave daddy a mini rodeo.

Needless to say, we had a bunch of laughs.

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April Showers

Well, the March showers brought April flowers. Fields of emerald, gold, crimson, sapphire, pink, plum, and coral make the mind wonder how such vibrant beauty can exist.

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We have beef

We do have meat! We are delivering! Please check our inventory. Give us a call, text or email. Or, place your order online. Online payments are credit card only. All other order types accept cash or check.

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Today’s the day!

“Today’s the day! The sun is shining. The tank is clean, and we are getting out of…gasp” -peach

Except the sun isnt shining here. 🙄 However Spring is officially here! Lots of flowers coming out. The Pear tree made snow on the driveway. What’s your favorite part of spring?

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We Have the Beef

Grocery stores are running out of everything, but we have stock of nearly all our beef cuts! Come get it before we sell out too!

Our beef is locally raised on our farm and locally processed at a USDA inspeced facility. We NEVER use added hormones, dyes, or antibiotics on our beef cattle/meat. It is dry aged for 21 days, processed, vacuum sealed, and flash frozen in package. We have bundles too for a little bit of a discount.

Check out our Beef page for inventory, or to place an order. Or call, text, or email from our About page for more information or to place an order.

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(: Look How Well the Cows Ate the Grass :)

If you can, try to find the line between pastures. The fence is visible in the first picture, and you can see change along that line. The left side has more grass right? Cattle tend to prefer new growth material in grass, so they will go back and eat the newest stuff if they can. A principle called Mob Grazing puts more cattle in a smaller area for a short amount of time in the hope of producing the effect you see here. Put this in combination with Rotational Grazing, and you get a wonderful effect on the land. The cattle graze as much as you allow in a short period of time. They can’t patch graze new growth down as much. Then you move them to a new small space. They get the new growth in each move, the grass gets rest, and it get the proper grazing level. The only negative is the number of fences and amount of work required by the farmer. But isn’t that why we’re here…to be good stewards?

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Getting ready

I’m sure we’ll all be singing the song “rain rain go away”, soon enough. But, for now, we are prepping for it. We got the garden planted, spray put out, irrigation put in, and mowing started.

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Conspirators
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This pipe was laid out in May to irrigate the corn maze…it wasn’t enough. We finally took time to roll it back up because we had extra help.

After all that work, Papa (on the tractor) and I have started conspiring to bury the pipe while Mom and Daddy are in Houston next weekend. SHHHHH! Don’t tell anyone!!!

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He said she said cont…

Papa: sometimes I think…

Mom/mema: talking about something else

Papa: sometimes I think…

Mom/mema: agreeing about whatever they were talking about

Papa: sometimes I think…

Mom/mema: continue talking

Daddy: (to me) and sometimes he doesn’t think…

Me: laughing too hard to eat

Poor Papa could not get a word in. I still don’t know what point he was trying to make

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