He said she said cont…

Talking about a can of fruit

Mom: it had it’s back to me…

Dad: like it was the cans fault?

Mom: yes, so, it had it’s back to me while I used the can opener, and I went to drain the juice and didn’t see the tab on the top until I turned it over

Dad: so it had nothing to do with the can being backwards…it was upside down?

Mom: yes, but I couldn’t tell it was upside down because it had it’s back to me

Dad: so not only first, the can has control of its own position, so it’s the can’s fault, but second, it being backward somehow had bering on your ability to tell that it was also upside down?

Mom: (with a completely serious look on her face) YES!

Me: OMG, my mom is ridiculous